Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Disney Movie recap/ ranking

Ok, Here it is, my personal ranking for every Disney and Pixar animated theatrical release. I figure since I went to the trouble of watching all of these, I get the right to judge them however I want on my blog read by tens of people. I've also given each movie an arbitrary award, for my own amusement. I hope you like it. I do....well, and least the movies from 43 on.


65 - Home on the Range: worst. movie. ever.

64 - Dinosaur: Best movie to cure insomnia/improve your self esteem as a writer

63 - Oliver & Company: worst animation in the whole Disney canon

62 - Bolt: Worst attempt at hip/sarcastic humor

61 - Cars 2: worst Cash Grab/worst sequel

60 - The Aristocats: Best demonstration of the hole Walt left when he died

59 - The Black Cauldron: Worst adaptation of a book

57 - Tie- Saludos Amigos/Three Caballeros: Most spanish in Disney movies

56 - Atlantis: The Lost Empire: Worst use of Michael J. Fox

55 - Make Mine Music: Worst Compilation feature

54 - The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad: worst story about a toad

53 - Brother Bear: Worst use of Phil Collins

52 - Fun and Fancy Free: creepiest use of puppets

51 - A Bug's Life: Most inconsistent tone

50 - The Fox and the Hound: Most confusing message

49 - Alice in Wonderland: Best Animation in a Terrible Movie

48 - Pinochio: Biggest disappointment

47 - Treasure Planet: Best movie ruined by Martin Short

46 - Rescuers Down Under: Most unfairly maligned by me before I saw the depths of horror that is Home on the Range

45 - The Rescuers: most unpleasant looking villians, like, lose your appetite unpleasant.

44 - The Great Mouse Detective: Best mediocre movie

43 - Bambi: Best movie you forgot the second half of

42 - The Sword in the Stone: Best Wizards Duel

41 - Hercules: Best James Woods

40 - Melody Time: Most pleasant Surprise

39 - Tarzan: Best use of Phil Collins

38 - Ratatouille: Best movie I wish I liked more

37 - Pocahontas: Best movie if you can block out what comes next in your history book

36 - Dumbo: Best movie with a drunk baby elephant

35 - Peter Pan: Most evil "good" character (Tinkerbell)

34 - Mulan: Best movie I overlooked due to my hatred of Donny Osmond

33 - Chicken Little: Best homage to King Kong

32 - Sleeping Beauty: Coolest Villain/Least interesting Title Character

31 - Toy Story 2: Best Sequel

30 - Meet the Robinsons: Best Dinosaur in a hat

29 - The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh: Best Ride in the Magic Kingdom

28 - Lady and the Tramp: Best Reference to depressing Russian play in a movie about puppies (The Lower Depths)

27 - The Little Mermaid: Most frustratingly realistic depiction of a dumb teenager

26 - The Emperor's New Groove: Best use of hip/sarcastic humor

25 - Wreck-it Ralph: Best homage to Ed Wynn

24 - Winnie the Pooh: Best Puns/word play

23 - Robin Hood: Best use of "On Wisconsin"

22 - Fantasia 2000: Best George Gershwin sequence

21 - Fantasia: Best movie that scared me when I was little

20 - Monsters, Inc: Cutest kid

19 - Lilo & Stitch: Best combination of space aliens and child services

18 - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves: Scariest Vilain

17 - Brave: Most Nudity

16 - 101 Dalmations: Best scenic painting

15 - The Lion King: Best Opening Sequence

14 - The Hunchback of Notre Dame: Best songs to belt out in your car

13 - The Princess and the Frog: Best argument to continue making hand-drawn animated films

12 - Tangled: Best Hair

11 - Cars: Most Underrated

10 - Finding Nemo: Best Sidekick (Dory)

9 - Toy Story 3: Best Goodbye Scene

8 - The Incredibles: Best Midlife Crisis

7 - The Jungle Book: Best Bear (Baloo)

6 - Beauty and the Beast: Best Princess

5 - Wall-E: Most Genuine and Innocent Main Character

4 - Cinderella: Most often misinterpreted by spoiled brats

3 - Aladdin: Favorite Childhood movie

2 - Toy Story: Best Jokes

1 - Up: Best Movie

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