Ok, Here it is, my personal ranking for every Disney and Pixar animated theatrical release. I figure since I went to the trouble of watching all of these, I get the right to judge them however I want on my blog read by tens of people. I've also given each movie an arbitrary award, for my own amusement. I hope you like it. I do....well, and least the movies from 43 on.
65 - Home on the Range: worst. movie. ever.
64 - Dinosaur: Best movie to cure insomnia/improve your self esteem as a writer
63 - Oliver & Company: worst animation in the whole Disney canon
62 - Bolt: Worst attempt at hip/sarcastic humor
61 - Cars 2: worst Cash Grab/worst sequel
60 - The Aristocats: Best demonstration of the hole Walt left when he died
59 - The Black Cauldron: Worst adaptation of a book
57 - Tie- Saludos Amigos/Three Caballeros: Most spanish in Disney movies
56 - Atlantis: The Lost Empire: Worst use of Michael J. Fox
55 - Make Mine Music: Worst Compilation feature
54 - The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad: worst story about a toad
53 - Brother Bear: Worst use of Phil Collins
52 - Fun and Fancy Free: creepiest use of puppets
51 - A Bug's Life: Most inconsistent tone
50 - The Fox and the Hound: Most confusing message
49 - Alice in Wonderland: Best Animation in a Terrible Movie
48 - Pinochio: Biggest disappointment
47 - Treasure Planet: Best movie ruined by Martin Short
46 - Rescuers Down Under: Most unfairly maligned by me before I saw the depths of horror that is Home on the Range
45 - The Rescuers: most unpleasant looking villians, like, lose your appetite unpleasant.
44 - The Great Mouse Detective: Best mediocre movie
43 - Bambi: Best movie you forgot the second half of
42 - The Sword in the Stone: Best Wizards Duel
41 - Hercules: Best James Woods
40 - Melody Time: Most pleasant Surprise
39 - Tarzan: Best use of Phil Collins
38 - Ratatouille: Best movie I wish I liked more
37 - Pocahontas: Best movie if you can block out what comes next in your history book
36 - Dumbo: Best movie with a drunk baby elephant
35 - Peter Pan: Most evil "good" character (Tinkerbell)
34 - Mulan: Best movie I overlooked due to my hatred of Donny Osmond
33 - Chicken Little: Best homage to King Kong
32 - Sleeping Beauty: Coolest Villain/Least interesting Title Character
31 - Toy Story 2: Best Sequel
30 - Meet the Robinsons: Best Dinosaur in a hat
29 - The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh: Best Ride in the Magic Kingdom
28 - Lady and the Tramp: Best Reference to depressing Russian play in a movie about puppies (The Lower Depths)
27 - The Little Mermaid: Most frustratingly realistic depiction of a dumb teenager
26 - The Emperor's New Groove: Best use of hip/sarcastic humor
25 - Wreck-it Ralph: Best homage to Ed Wynn
24 - Winnie the Pooh: Best Puns/word play
23 - Robin Hood: Best use of "On Wisconsin"
22 - Fantasia 2000: Best George Gershwin sequence
21 - Fantasia: Best movie that scared me when I was little
20 - Monsters, Inc: Cutest kid
19 - Lilo & Stitch: Best combination of space aliens and child services
18 - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves: Scariest Vilain
17 - Brave: Most Nudity
16 - 101 Dalmations: Best scenic painting
15 - The Lion King: Best Opening Sequence
14 - The Hunchback of Notre Dame: Best songs to belt out in your car
13 - The Princess and the Frog: Best argument to continue making hand-drawn animated films
12 - Tangled: Best Hair
11 - Cars: Most Underrated
10 - Finding Nemo: Best Sidekick (Dory)
9 - Toy Story 3: Best Goodbye Scene
8 - The Incredibles: Best Midlife Crisis
7 - The Jungle Book: Best Bear (Baloo)
6 - Beauty and the Beast: Best Princess
5 - Wall-E: Most Genuine and Innocent Main Character
4 - Cinderella: Most often misinterpreted by spoiled brats
3 - Aladdin: Favorite Childhood movie
2 - Toy Story: Best Jokes
1 - Up: Best Movie
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