You ever have a friend try to tell you about a dream they had? Remember how boring that was? Alice in Wonderland is worse. Maybe it's because I don't take drugs, but this movie is 75 infuriating minutes of nonsense; boring, tedious nonsense. There's not a single moment in this movie I can say I enjoyed. The artwork is quite beautiful, as usual, but that's it. Watching this movie is like watching your friends get high while you stay sober. Everyone thinks they're so deep and clever, and you can see that it's just a bunch a babbling idiots with nothing to say. At least Pinochio had a plot! Tomorrow it's going to be either Robin Hood or Peter Pan, and I can't wait!
0/10
artwork: 6/10
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